The Eternally Liberated Peoples of New Slavicia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Viktor Kozlov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.634 billion Slavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yekaterinburg. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic economy, worth a remarkable 4,335 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 450,018 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Slavicia isn't what it used to be, military spending recently hit a new high, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Slavicia's national animal is the Saint-George Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Slavicia is ranked 13,107^th in the world and 11^th in Fifth Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,696.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.